Laugh of the Day

A burglar was sneaking through the living room of a house, looking for the DVD player, when all of a sudden he hears a voice saying: "Jesus sees you!" Startled, the burglar hides behind a curtain; when everything stays quiet, he appears from behind the curtain, only to hear again: "Jesus sees you!" This time the burglar switches on his flashlight and investigates, only to find a parrot in a cage. "Jesus sees you!" the parrot says. "A talking parrot." the burglar says, "Hello parrot. What is your name?" he asks. "Moses!" the parrot answers. "Moses!" "That's funny, what kind of people calls their parrot Moses?" To which the parrot replies: "The same people that call their Rottweiler Jesus!"